.The following quotes were taken from one of my favorite comedies, "Meet the Parents." ...
Jack Byrnes: "Greg, how come you don't like cats?"
Greg Focker: "I don't not like cats. I-I just – I just prefer dogs. I mean, I'm just more of a dog kind of, you know. Come home, wagging their little tails, happy to see you kind of…"
Jack Byrnes: "You need that assurance, do you? You prefer an emotionally shallow animal?"
Greg Focker: "I…"
Jack Byrnes: "You see, Greg, when you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down. A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection. They don't sell out the way dogs do."
Dina Byrnes (Jack's wife): "Jack, he was just trying to save his dog. I mean, what if it had been Mr. Jinx who fell into the toilet?"
Jack Byrnes (matter-of-factly): "Mr. Jinx has had extensive aquatic training. He would have known exactly what to have done in a submergion."
Jack Byrnes: "Greg, how come you don't like cats?"
Greg Focker: "I don't not like cats. I-I just – I just prefer dogs. I mean, I'm just more of a dog kind of, you know. Come home, wagging their little tails, happy to see you kind of…"
Jack Byrnes: "You need that assurance, do you? You prefer an emotionally shallow animal?"
Greg Focker: "I…"
Jack Byrnes: "You see, Greg, when you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down. A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection. They don't sell out the way dogs do."
Jack Byrnes: Greg, how come you don't like cats?
Greg Focker: I don't not like cats. I-I just – I just prefer dogs. I mean, I'm just more of a dog kind of, you know. Come home, wagging their little tails, happy to see you kind of…
Jack Byrnes: You need that assurance, do you? You prefer an emotionally shallow animal?
Greg Focker: I…
Jack Byrnes: You see, Greg, when you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down. A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection. They don't sell out the way dogs do. - See more at: http://www.okmoviequotes.com/all-great-movie-meet-the-parents-quotes-3.html#sthash.A5zeQFm4.dpu
Greg Focker: I don't not like cats. I-I just – I just prefer dogs. I mean, I'm just more of a dog kind of, you know. Come home, wagging their little tails, happy to see you kind of…
Jack Byrnes: You need that assurance, do you? You prefer an emotionally shallow animal?
Greg Focker: I…
Jack Byrnes: You see, Greg, when you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down. A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection. They don't sell out the way dogs do. - See more at: http://www.okmoviequotes.com/all-great-movie-meet-the-parents-quotes-3.html#sthash.A5zeQFm4.dpu
Jack Byrnes: Greg, how come you don't like cats?
Greg Focker: I don't not like cats. I-I just – I just prefer dogs. I mean, I'm just more of a dog kind of, you know. Come home, wagging their little tails, happy to see you kind of…
Jack Byrnes: You need that assurance, do you? You prefer an emotionally shallow animal?
Greg Focker: I…
Jack Byrnes: You see, Greg, when you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down. A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection. They don't sell out the way dogs do.
- See more at: http://www.okmoviequotes.com/all-great-movie-meet-the-parents-quotes-3.html#sthash.A5zeQFm4.dpuf
Greg Focker: I don't not like cats. I-I just – I just prefer dogs. I mean, I'm just more of a dog kind of, you know. Come home, wagging their little tails, happy to see you kind of…
Jack Byrnes: You need that assurance, do you? You prefer an emotionally shallow animal?
Greg Focker: I…
Jack Byrnes: You see, Greg, when you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down. A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection. They don't sell out the way dogs do.
- See more at: http://www.okmoviequotes.com/all-great-movie-meet-the-parents-quotes-3.html#sthash.A5zeQFm4.dpuf
Jack Byrnes: Greg, how come you don't like cats?
Greg Focker: I don't not like cats. I-I just – I just prefer dogs. I mean, I'm just more of a dog kind of, you know. Come home, wagging their little tails, happy to see you kind of…
Jack Byrnes: You need that assurance, do you? You prefer an emotionally shallow animal?
Greg Focker: I…
Jack Byrnes: You see, Greg, when you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down. A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection. They don't sell out the way dogs do.
- See more at: http://www.okmoviequotes.com/all-great-movie-meet-the-parents-quotes-3.html#sthash.A5zeQFm4.dpuf
Greg Focker: I don't not like cats. I-I just – I just prefer dogs. I mean, I'm just more of a dog kind of, you know. Come home, wagging their little tails, happy to see you kind of…
Jack Byrnes: You need that assurance, do you? You prefer an emotionally shallow animal?
Greg Focker: I…
Jack Byrnes: You see, Greg, when you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down. A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection. They don't sell out the way dogs do.
- See more at: http://www.okmoviequotes.com/all-great-movie-meet-the-parents-quotes-3.html#sthash.A5zeQFm4.dpuf
Dina Byrnes (Jack's wife): "Jack, he was just trying to save his dog. I mean, what if it had been Mr. Jinx who fell into the toilet?"
Jack Byrnes (matter-of-factly): "Mr. Jinx has had extensive aquatic training. He would have known exactly what to have done in a submergion."
Jack Byrnes (played by Robert DeNiro) with his beloved cat, Mr. Jinx in "Meet the Parents."
Deborah Byrnes (Jack's 'Bride-to-Be' daughter): "No, we are not gonna postpone the wedding rehearsal for some stupid cat!"
Jack (to Deborah after Jinx went missing): "Stupid cat? How can you say that? That cat's been like a brother to you. And we're supposed to just let him wander the streets without food, water or toilet?"
Jack looks around the house, then turns to his son, Denny: "Okay, you're subbing for the cat today."
Denny Byrnes: "Oh no, I'm not wearing that stupid pillow thing on my head!"
Jack Byrnes: "Oh yes you damn well will!"
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- “There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.” – Albert Schweitzer
- “Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” – Christopher Hitchens
- “A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.” – Mason Cooley
- “It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more.” – Agnes Repplier
- “How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven.” – Robert A. Heinlein
- “I used to love dogs until I discovered cats.” – Nafisa Joseph
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